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Ossiscope
00:53
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2. |
Just a Song
02:33
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This is very shitty castle
but i get to be king
and in too many instances I'm an asshole
But I still get to sing
And There's not enough sour candies in this world
to fill the wholes in my heart
And there's not enough smart rhetoric
For me to use
To diffuse
The hydro companies
That shower we in lump sum gas bills
Pay me back
But when you do
I can't just live out my life in the forest
Splish plash as I
drown in debt
prowl around the internet
with male intent
intensive classes
and pyramid schemes
and the druids
used laser beams
to fuel their day dreams
we all have sleeve tattoos
and face piercings
we all abuse the system
just to nutrulize
newspaper listings
and act like amusement is a right
and that free speech
is entitlement
given out to us by the government
that we are all contrbuting too
buy using up the land
that we don't need
or we just take speed
and fire out a couple copies
of a resume
and dismay
every corner
that we don't pay into
or fight for immigrants
or fight for more Walmarts
or we fight for every fort night
set sights
on those who are the best at the worst sports
the Olympics haven't been good since Olympia
and life use to be better
when we'd kill each other
more simple media
more stories about do gooders
more CBC documentaries
that aren't just fluff pieces
more hand holding
more air breathing
and with an air of discourse
I'm taking online classes
about the bears in the real world
trying to collects my taxes
patrolled by government employees
that don't believe its necessary
for me to eat
or to defeat
the next debutante
then I nonchalantly remind a friend their racist
cause i learned that from the bassist of my favourite band
and the basses for this rap is that i have no plans
but i wish i could defeat all evil
and befriend all good
and defend all equally
and give hugs to those misunderstood
but i cant
cause im quiet
and i won't
cause i'm shy
and its just a song
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3. |
Homeless Sapien
02:43
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Neutralize all high art
fleeing to my city
and coming in from high park
your white eyes in the midst
of my story ark
im older now
left my boring mark
i finally have a higher amont of cash in my wallet than my age
and if i buy a house now am i just adding to this space
or am i taking away from the people who actually need it
if i love mt own city am a contributing are helping defeat it
shits all built on mental health
empark parking lots
and effort trust is building hell
artisan beers help no one accomplish shit
except milenials grow more pernials
on top of the roofs of lofts
thats it
a sea of alcoholics
drowning in nostalgic problems
we just pretend
that they aren't in the same mind frame
as the capitalist that bought us off
we all have indy bands
support luxottica brand
and pretend their ray-bans arn't just repackage Oakleys
we complain about the system be recreate it openly
so supposedly if i hate this space
than i can properly help replace the page
cause you can't build love on top of burnt books
but you can fill in landfills to place new kietchy nooks
we've already destroyed it
we cant build it back up
so if we burn it down than now
we can genuinly giving a fuck
and if you decide that you want to be
bigger than your own size
and money hungry
than come on down
to my city
cause they are giving away
homeless peoples property
and no one is stopping
cause we
believe
that a good economy
is built on tourism
and clean streets
we already gentrified utopia
so im hoping that we
can create an economy
where we can finally
be owned by large shell companies
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4. |
Hikea
02:54
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Antique trinkets
and pink slips from old girls
new ideas
and old world views
I'm High in ikea while im stile dreaming about you
I wash fake dishes with my real hands
fictitious ideas from within these Swedish manuals
and i'm kind of at a stand still
as im preventing all these vandals
from constantly selling me all these
different scented candles
Im just looking for a fake life
with decorative cake knives
and a fake wife
who wants to find a nice font for our wedding invites
at the ceremony they'll throw rice
every Friday its sketti night
every other day we start to fight
until eventually we go through a horrible divorce
and i can no longer afford to keep on my lights on
because i gotta pay child support
and first and last months rent
and im all bent out of shape
until some friends come over with used ikea furniture
which i hate
because it reminds me of a girl i used to date
and the life that we envisioned
that never actually existenced
except in emotional weight
until i realize that my eyes are read
super fucking high and fried
laying in an ikea bed
whiler you're yelling at me about shower curtains
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5. |
80's Movie
02:20
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I'm trapped in an 80s movie
Just saw sixteen candles and 17 boobies
I' m on loop ion vhs
Dusty and dirty I am totally worthless
I could say anything just to get footloose
so please come
stand by me in my platoon
this could be and excellent adventure
Risky buisness
breakfast club back to the future
Im trapped in an 80s movie
just saw robo cop, die hard and the goonies
im on loop on beta max
obsolete thanks to VHS
shes pretty in pink
my princess bride
weird science fast times at ridgmount high
I'll fight you like the karate kid
if we're trading spaces
stuck in a labyrinth
im trapped in an 80s movies
There's lots of homophobia and way more boobies
I' m on loop on laser disc
I think Jake Ryan is a total prick
I'm trapped in an 80s movies
Could someone please,
Come and save me
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6. |
Notes on a Wire
02:18
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7. |
I Miss Cigarettes
01:02
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8. |
New Drugs
02:36
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9. |
Clypstria
02:04
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10. |
False Lucidity
02:25
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11. |
Wrong Horse
02:08
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12. |
The Finest Things
02:28
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Devin Bateson Hamilton, Ontario
Devin Bateson is a musician, comedian and artist, from Hamilton, Ontario. His music has been described as “Spoken word over dusty samples”.
and "neat".
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